Like lemmings lined up to jump off a cliff, the chain of crabs coming towards Seamort's insatiable appetite extended far back in a straight line across the ocean, so to get to the beach and find these hairless monkeys from which the crabs were fleeing, all Slub Glub and Willowmina had to do was follow the trail of crustaceans across the water. Willowmina floated alongside the line of crabs, while Slub Glub walked on top of them, hopping from one exoskeleton to the next.
Along the way they passed the ruins of ancient civilizations, which had sunk into the endless green depths eons ago. The curious spires of their long-lost houses of worship jutted out at crooked angles from ...
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Slub Glub Chapter 26: Ballad of the Sad Crab
Willowmina thought about this, and replied, "Hmmm. It sounds like you've had some trouble at home. Why don't you tell us about it." The crab, now joined by a baker's dozen of ...
Slub Glub Chapter 25: Crabby Complaints
"Okay, don't worry. All we'll have to do is convince the crabs to stop coming this way, and then you'll stop eating all of them, which means that no more sailors ...
Slub Glub Chapter 24: The Monstrosity’s Lament
But all of that was in the past. Getting back to the present situation, Slub Glub was raised above the water in the gentle curve of Seamort's massive pink tentacle. This ...
Slub Glub Chapter 23: Slub Glub’s Birthday
It was a sunny June afternoon when the sludgy chemical refuse of the General National corporation exited from its long journey through rusty cylindrical tubes to its eventual home in the ...
Slub Glub Chapter 22: Black Bathtub Beginnings
Seamort was not, in fact, Slub Glub's mother. Not only was Seamort a male giant squid, which at best would have made him Slub Glub's father, but Slub Glub had not ...
Slub Glub Chapter 21: Interrupted Underwater Slumbers
Slub Glub, who actually would have been able to swim if he had bothered to try, sank like a stone. As his lungs filled with seaweed, he turned an even darker ...
Slub Glub Chapter 20: Crab Caravan
And so there they were, Willowmina buoyed on the ocean waves and Slub Glub perched upon her branches, both now black as tar and covered in the dank sticky ink sprayed ...
Slub Glub Chapter 19: Sea of Strange
"Well, there's something fishy going on, and we've got to get to the bottom of it, so goodbye, good luck, and say hello to the Baron for us," Willowmina told the ...
Slub Glub Chapter 18: Further Evidence of Bad Times
"Ooooh, I don't like the sound of that," Willowmina shuddered. "Yes, there are strange things in the deep sea, weird things best left in its briny depths," the babbling brook chimed in, ...
