Slub Glub and Willowmina looked quizzically into the tin cup telephone and breathed in a faint aroma of instant coffee. At the other end of the connecting string, the man with the knotty hair was standing very straight, his newly- excellent posture straining the confines of the garbage bag he was wearing. In his resonant voice, he spoke at length:
"Yes, Earth, that is a problem.
"Earth, I'm afraid, does not work exactly as planned. And the reason for that is simple. I was not its creator. But I was its planner.
"It was a long, long, long, long time ago. The heavens were in place, the cosmos was unfurling, and it was time to give life to a planet. I ...
categorized as Slub Glub.
Slub Glub Chapter 35. Communications with Lord Lump-Lump
Although technically neither of them had ears, Slub Glub crept up next to Willowmina and put his head against the coffee can as well. "Hello?" Willowmina asked tentatively into the tin, ...
Slub Glub Chapter 34: Collect Calls to Heaven
"I was being bitten by sharks which had swum inland when Willowmina and her family had been crying so much that their tears made a puddle that stretched to the ocean, ...
Slub Glub Chapter 33: The Man with the Lampshade Hands
Willowmina and Slub Glub came to a rest at a park down the street from the weird church, uncertain how to proceed. "That was no help at all," Willomina said, feeling ...
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Slub Glub Chapter 32: The Creeping Ritual
A woman covered in sparkling white fabric emerged from a crevice in the corner. She raised her arms as if about to fly away, and screamed aloud the cryptic phrase "Arzoth ...
Slub Glub Chapter 31: Among the True Believers
The sight of a mobile willow tree and a misshapen mutant did not register much reaction on any of the human beings in the city, as most were looking down at ...
Slub Glub Chapter 30: Assaulted by Emissaries of the All-Powerful Entity Above
Slub Glub and Willowmina both looked up to where the oddball's finger was pointed, but saw only a grey, smoggy sky. "I don't see anything," Slub Glub remarked. "Ain't that the truth, ...
Slub Glub Chapter 29: “The Beat of Bongo Beach”
The mysterious beats were the product of a set of bongo drums being pounded on by a young man attired in a black turtleneck and a scruffy goatee. He was entranced ...
Slub Glub Chapter 28: Landlubbers
As they reached the sandy embankment, Slub Glub stepped off of the final crab in the chain of vacating crustaceans, and saw the reason for their massive pink exodus. The beach ...
