Things categorized as 'Slub Glub'
Slub Glub Chapter 30: Assaulted by Emissaries of the All-Powerful Entity Above
Slub Glub and Willowmina both looked up to where the oddball's finger was pointed, but saw only a grey, smoggy sky. "I don't see anything," Slub Glub remarked. "Ain't that the truth, ...
Slub Glub Chapter 29: “The Beat of Bongo Beach”
The mysterious beats were the product of a set of bongo drums being pounded on by a young man attired in a black turtleneck and a scruffy goatee. He was entranced ...
Slub Glub Chapter 28: Landlubbers
As they reached the sandy embankment, Slub Glub stepped off of the final crab in the chain of vacating crustaceans, and saw the reason for their massive pink exodus. The beach ...
Slub Glub Chapter 27: Across the Great Green Sea
Like lemmings lined up to jump off a cliff, the chain of crabs coming towards Seamort's insatiable appetite extended far back in a straight line across the ocean, so to get ...
Slub Glub Chapter 26: Ballad of the Sad Crab
Willowmina thought about this, and replied, "Hmmm. It sounds like you've had some trouble at home. Why don't you tell us about it." The crab, now joined by a baker's dozen of ...
Slub Glub Chapter 25: Crabby Complaints
"Okay, don't worry. All we'll have to do is convince the crabs to stop coming this way, and then you'll stop eating all of them, which means that no more sailors ...
Slub Glub Chapter 24: The Monstrosity’s Lament
But all of that was in the past. Getting back to the present situation, Slub Glub was raised above the water in the gentle curve of Seamort's massive pink tentacle. This ...
Slub Glub Chapter 23: Slub Glub’s Birthday
It was a sunny June afternoon when the sludgy chemical refuse of the General National corporation exited from its long journey through rusty cylindrical tubes to its eventual home in the ...
Slub Glub Chapter 22: Black Bathtub Beginnings
Seamort was not, in fact, Slub Glub's mother. Not only was Seamort a male giant squid, which at best would have made him Slub Glub's father, but Slub Glub had not ...
Slub Glub Chapter 21: Interrupted Underwater Slumbers
Slub Glub, who actually would have been able to swim if he had bothered to try, sank like a stone. As his lungs filled with seaweed, he turned an even darker ...
